I wonder whether anyone on the list could help me locate a piece of
internet humor called:  "How to Cook a Conductor"? Please write to me
personally.

Apologizing in advance:

Dr. S. de Silva <[log in to unmask]>
Dept of Math Sciences  (570) 321 4285
Lycoming College, Williamsport PA

 [Well, you should apologise.  :-)  A single search at Alta Vista turned up
 a whole list of sites that have the recipe.  Try:

   http://paul.merton.ox.ac.uk/music/cook-a-conductor.html

 For the most complete preparation details (including environmental
 warnings).  -Dave]