Some of these musical malapropisms recall Myron Cohen's routine about
a party where many people were discussing classical music.  Some of the
favorites were Mendelssohn, Verdi, and Puccini.  When someone mentioned
Mozart one woman spoke up and said, "Oh yeah, Mozart, just the other day I
saw him get off bus 5 at the beach." The other partiers were dumbfounded
for a while, and on the way home from the party the woman's husband asks
her "Why did you have to open your big fresser [=mouth] up and show off
your stupidity like that? Don't you know that bus 5 doesn't go to the
beach?"

Aaron J. Rabushka
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