Jon Johanning wrote:

>Bill Clinton as Alberich? (No, he'll never renounce his favorite hobby.)
>Monica as a Rhine-maiden? I'm trying to imagine Ken Starr as Mime, but I
>can't quite manage it.  I guess not everything fits.

Let me give it a few minutes.

Paula Jones is Alberich.
William Rehnquist is Wotan.
Hillary Clinton is Erda.
Tom DeLay is Fafner.
Trent Lott is Fasolt.
Ken Starr is Hunding.
Monica Lewinsky is Sieglinde.
Bill Clinton is Siegmund.
Gennifer Flowers is Bruenhilde.
Dick Morris is Mime.
Al Gore is Siegfried.
Linda Tripp is Hagen

Walter Meyer (Richard Wagner)