TW>From: Ted Wout <[log in to unmask]>
>Date: Thu, 10 Apr 1997 16:37:27 -0400
>Subject: Charging for Swarms
TW>If you're removing a swarm for a lawyer, give him an itemized bill with a
>rate of $125 per hour. Be sure to include the time spent on the phone
>taking the initial call, the time spent loading your vehicle, time spent
>driving there and back, time spent hiving the swarm. Be sure to round up
>to the nearest 1/4 hour for each item.
Hi Ted,
When you jack rabbit from a stop sign here in Los Banos, Ca, even if you
are an old widow lady it's $160.00 unless you have three wittiness that
say you stopped and one of those better be a priest. The moral to this
which is no more then another tax is that when I am called by the city
police to pick up a swarm, I insist on $50 per hour, police protection,
barricades, crime scene tap, the whole works, and $1,000,000.00 insurance
to protect me from anyone who gets a bee up his noise and wants to sue
me, paid for by the city. All this has ended the dozens of calls that I
used to get from the police department to pick up swarms. I wish I had
thought of it 30 years ago, I would be a millionaire today.
In all other cases if the swarm call is from a reasonable person and its
not 100 miles out of my way I don't charge.
ttul Andy-
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