How about we get Rush (need I type a last name) Limbaugh (my appologies
to the non-American audiance) behind the idea and have a bake sale!
 
.....he typed while smiling fiendishly;   awaiting all the partisan
screaming, bickering, and yelling that has permiated the list in recent
times;  then realizing how much he HATES all the screaming, bickering,
and yelling, reconsidering and saying ---just a joke---also noting how
he has completely butchered the English language....
 
Delete?  Yes, I think so!