Mime-Version: |
1.0 |
Sender: |
|
Subject: |
|
From: |
|
Date: |
Wed, 30 Apr 1997 06:41:20 -0700 |
Content-Type: |
text/plain; charset="us-ascii" |
Reply-To: |
|
Parts/Attachments: |
|
|
There was another episode of the X-Files that had bees in its main story
line. It appears that Canada is shipping packages of bees to the US with
stingers able to innoculate the populace with small pox. You see, human
cloned zombies (a sample of these creatures are currently running for office
in our federal election) and are producing these packages off bees living
off ginseng pollen and nectar, and some nasty conspiring folks who meet in
dark smokey rooms are shipping them to the US through the postal service to
infect the public with small pox. Now, my guess is that the small pox is
only a carrier of something more dark and sinister - maybe the small pox
carries the tiny eggs of aliens that will hatch out and turn everyone into
aliens at the 'chosen' time. Needless to say I called the cable company and
disconected my cable service shortly thereafter. Anyways, the take home
message is Canada is a much mightier nation than the US apparently as the US
can only muster AHB while Canada has alien-vectoring super small pox bees
(and we still have the border open too - ha) :)
Cheers
Adony
***********************************
** Adony P. Melathopoulos *********
*** Center for Pest Management ****
**** Simon Fraser University ******
***** Burnaby, British Columbia ***
****** Canada, V5A-1S6 ************
***********************************
Tel : (604) 291-4163
Fax : (604) 291-3496
e-mail : [log in to unmask]
"The pursuit of agriculture promotes the strength of the mind
as well as the body"
- Rev. John L. Blake, 1853
|
|
|