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In a message dated 97-08-26 19:45:20 EDT, you write:
> Fella was in the market to buy some acreage. He found just what
> he was looking for, but it was a little expensive. During an inspection
> of the property, however, he found a hive of bees. He told the owner
> that he was deathly afraid of bees, and there was no way he could
> consider this piece of land.
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> The landowner assured him that the bees were completely harmless,
> but the buyer would have no part of it. Finally, the landowner made an
> offer. The buyer would allow himself to be tied to a tree for an hour,
> nude, under the nest. So sure of the friendliness of his bees was the
> farmer that if ONE bee were to sting him, the farm would be his for
> free. The buyer thought it over and decided it was worth the risk.
> An hour later, the farmer walked out to the tree and saw the poor buyer
> slumped over in his bindings. Fearing the worst, he ran up to him and
> asked him if he had been stung. The city fella looked up and weakly
> said, "No, but doesn't that calf have a mother?"
>
Thank you, I haven't laughed out loud at an email lately.... Everyone, keep
the bee jokes coming.....
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