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Tim Peters <[log in to unmask]>
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Discussion of Bee Biology <[log in to unmask]>
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Thu, 14 Nov 1996 20:25:14 -0500
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        Bee-Listers:
 
        Indulge me.
 
        I believe I have given birth to a compound concept which
        will solve multiple problems!
 
        I submit for your consideration:
 
        Lion dung scares bears. (except Alaskan Brown Bears!)
 
        House cats are distant cousins to lions
 
        Dung (assorted varities) and wood shavings produce
        a cool dense smoke.
 
        SSSSOOOOOOO.......
 
        If I use the box of wood shavings that I have accumulated from
        my jointer, which my 3 house cats (very ferocious house cats
        to be sure!) have crapped in repeatedly, then I will have an
        excellent smoker fuel that will produce volumes of cool dense
        smoke; the stench of which will drive any self-respecting
        Vermont Black Bearmiles from my apiary (they're nothing more
        than big babies anyway....I know: I chased one this past spring!) .
 
        EXCELLENT!!!!!!!
 
        I amaze myself...it must be the Honey Nut Cheerios!
 
        Hey Andy: I have seen a new product from Kellogg....
 
        Honey & Nut Corn Flakes! Better stock up!
Tim Peters, Kirby VT
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KirBee Apiary, Bear Bait Honey
I rather be flying!

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