Actually Yet ANother BEE Joke:  A beekeeper on holiday in Scotland sat
down to breakfast at the farmhouse where he had stayed the night.
Finding the porridge to be thin and watery he asked the landlady for
something more substantial such as toast.  A few minutes later he was
presented with just one slice of toast with a drop of honey on it.
Observing this, and realising that his host emulated the Scotch tradition
of parsiomony, he said: "Ah, I see that you keep a Bee!".
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