In a little European village, the village drunk and his dog go
   to the tavern. The man, having exhausted his credit with the
   bartender, tries one more time.
   
   "If you give me a drink, my dog will talk to you."
   
   The bartender reluctantly agrees. He points upward and says:
   "What is this?"
   
   Dog: "Roof."
   
   Prodded for another question, the bartender points down -- "What
   is this?"
   
   Dog: "Rough."
   
   The man is about to be thrown out, but he says to the bartender
   to ask a smarter question, so the bartender goes:
   
   "Who wrote the greatest scenic cantata of the 20th century?"
   
   Dog: "Orff."
   
   They are thrown out. As they walk down the street, the dog looks
   up to the man and says: "Maybe I should've said Stravinsky..."

Janos Gereben/SF
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