His theory on the origin of textiles was pretty "wild". Women wove
pubic hair to stop men, a chastity device (I said not he) and out of
it came the origins of weaving and eventually cloth. At least as I
remember it from my social anthropology class on "Incest" with William
Ahrens, Ph.D., (who wrote "The Man-Eating Myth" at Oxford University
Press, the controversy that most cannibalism is that made up).