Maybe if the musicians wore cuf-offs and ripped T-shirts and danced
around like they had a snake up there arse (me mum's quote), they would
sell out Shea Stadium. They need to do more drugs and get more body parts
pierced. I was drawn to the elegance of the men and ladies at the Academy
of Music and always wanted to wear white tie to a concert. When I took
my 80-year-old date to a concert on 2 hours sleep earlier in the year, I
started to doze off in the last row when they played the music from the
movie, "Soylent Green". I was almost to Heaven when she gave me an elbow
in the ribs and said, "Ben! Wake up!" The Ampitheatre section started to
crack up laughing.
Ben