Yes, let us not strive toward excellence, but, instead, aspire to be
fair-to-middling.  If we set a goal that is too difficult, instead of
making ourselves better in order to achieve it, let's just give up because,
if it's too hard, it probably isn't worth it.

I have no interest in following this one all that closely, but, my God,
this one was so patently ludicrous that I couldn't let it pass.

--Leigh