A few years ago, I had the pleasure of relocating a set of remains
(Mississippian) that a man had gotten into with a backhoe while digging
himself a swimming pool behind his house. Local law enforcement shut him
down and by the time I'd gotten the call, he had also gotten into his own
septic field which filled the pool excavation with primordial ooze and
excrement. He essentially paid us to dig the remains out of his own doodoo.
dan allen