Deryk Barker wrote:

>In N America I offer the use of the term "longhair" as a term of abuse.

To be sung to the tune of "Would you like to swing on a star?"; lyrics by
Mrs.  Perry and Miss O'Brien, our seventh grade music teachers:

   The crow is a bird without a song in his throat.
   He scorned what the music masters wrote.
   He couldn't even do a simple exercise
   And thought all classics were for long-haired guys.
   And, by the way, if you aren't in the know
   You may grow up to be a crow.

Walter Meyer