A parish committee in Roylett
bought the vicar a lovely new toilet,
but he still voids his bowels
on a pile of old towels
because he's reluctant to soil it.
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* If children are allowed to exploit         *
* their fascinations with pogo sticks,       *
* they probably will grow up with less       *
* useful interests, instead of such uplifting*
* activities as compost-turning.             *
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