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Just thought we could use a little laugh.
> Subject: Final Exam
>
> A not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science
classroom,
> staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question
directed:
> "Give four advantages of breast milk."
> What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into
his
> head, hoping for the best:
> 1. No need to boil.
> 2. Never goes sour.
> 3. Available whenever necessary.
>
> So far so good - maybe. But the exam demanded a fourth
answer.
> Again, what to write? Once more, he sighed. He frowned. He
scowled, then
> sighed again. Suddenly, he brightened. He grabbed his pen, and
> triumphantly, he scribbled his definitive answer:
> 4. Available in attractive containers of varying sizes.
>
* He received an A.
Janet, RNC
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