Bill Hong wrote:

>...I'm not sure I'm quite ready to get duded up for a concert at the
>"Daimler-Chrysler Symphony Hall", or listen to a performance by the
>"AT&T National Symphony"....

Conversely, I don't think I'm ready for the "Border Patrol Philharmonic".
However, that orchestra could play the 1812 Overture and let the cannon
balls fly at the unsuspecting illegal immigrants trying to climb the
fences.  They wouldn't know what hit them.

Don Satz
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