This has nothing to do with breastfeeding. Though we could all use a little humor. If you live with a canine companion (or 6 in our case), you will love this one. Dr Dolittle (aka my DH) sent this to me. Happy Spring (back to gardening now)-enjoy! Maurenne Canine and Bovine Midwife Dog Haiku > > I love my master; > Thus I perfume myself with > This long-rotten squirrel. > > I lie belly-up > In the sunshine, happier than > You ever will be > > Today I sniffed > Many dog butts-I celebrate > By kissing your face. > > I sound the alarm! > Paperboy-come to kill us all- > Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! > > I sound the alarm! > Mailman Fiend-come to kill us all- > Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! > > I sound the alarm! > Meter reader-come to kill us all- > Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! > > I sound the alarm! > Garbage man-come to kill us all- > Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! > > I sound the alarm! > Neighbor's cat-come to kill us all! > Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! > > I lift my leg and > Whiz on each bush. Hello, Spot - > Sniff this and weep > > How do I love thee? > The ways are numberless as > My hairs on the rug. > > My human is home! > I am so ecstatic I have > Made a puddle > > I hate my choke chain - > Look, world, they strangle me! Ack > Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack! > > Sleeping here, my chin > On your foot - no greater bliss - well, > Maybe catching cats > > Look in my eyes and > Deny it. No human could > Love you as much I do > > Dig under fence-why? > Because it's there. Because it's > There. Because it's there. > > I am your best friend, > Now, always, and especially > When you are eating. > > You may call them fleas, > But they are far more -I call > Them a vocation *********************************************** The LACTNET mailing list is powered by L-Soft's renowned LISTSERV(R) list management software together with L-Soft's LSMTP(TM) mailer for lightning fast mail delivery. For more information, go to: http://www.lsoft.com/LISTSERV-powered.html