All the other great stories about where people have pumped inspires me to tell mine. When my first baby was about 5 months old I worked on a postpartum floor with another nurse who'd recently had a baby. We took our breaks together and pumped together. This was 18 years ago.... she was using hand-held bicycle-horn style pumps, one on each breast; she'd squeeze the bulb, stick it on, lean over and eat her sandwich for a few minutes, empty the pump and re-apply. Got lots of ounces that way, and so she had hands-free pumping long before it was popular! (I cringe to think of the milk but...) I used a unique hand-expression style, couldn't eat my dinner but could get a *lot* of milk in a short time by hand-expressing both sides at once. How? Use a paper coffee cup - the kind with handles. Thread your middle finger through the handles, lean over, place breast so that the edge of cup is compressing lower breast and nipple is aimed into cup. Compress with thumb (so upper compression is caused by thumb, lower compression by cup). It worked great. Note: you can do this with "real" coffee cups but compressing against the cold glass is not as comfortable. We had a *lot* of fun seeing who got the most on any given day. I don't remember her "record," but mine was 11 ounces. (!) Mary Renard Vienna VA USA