The IPD song which Leslie McBurney (hi) quoted for you was written by Lian Tanner and Sue Edwards, members of a Tasmanian group (sadly now disbanded) called the "Ovarian Sisters" - I have here their one and only LP record called "Beat your Breasts". The title track is a very lively rollick in celebration of breasts of all shapes and sizes, sung with several contasting (female) voices: Long tit, short tits, Even wrinkly wart tits Low tits, high tits Reach up to the sky tits Sweet tits, sour tits, Get em any flavour to semaphore your neighbour with a minimum of labour Chorus Stick 'em out, thrust 'em forward, Beat your breats With a boob tittty, Boob titty, boob titty, boob titty, etc Beat your breasts Pebble tits, boulder tits Sling em cross your shoulder tits Stoke tits, squeeze tits Wrap em round your knees tits Sad tits, laugh tits Float em in the bath tits Tits of stupendous suspension Tits too sacred to mention Chorus Sorry I can't play it for you all. It's a great song that I don't find offensive (because its written and sung by women), although I suppose some might. Their songs are all about feminist/political issues written around the kitchen sink. Ros Escott <[log in to unmask]> Tasmania Australia