Martha, your story was FUNNY! I told it to anyone who would listen and could not tell it with a straight face the first 5 times. I work in the cardiology division of my hospital, and couldn't resist telling the story to the head of electrophysiology (who reminds me of a leprechaun for some reason), and his grin went from ear to ear. He wanted to know if it really was a true story...... He should only know the stories we hear. You made my day. Judy Knopf