I've just got to recount to you some of these I've seen from a different
string -- not my own, but wish they were.

What would happen if the breast feeding mom...

a) told the security gard to back off or you'd squirt him in the eye.
b) put the blanket over the offended person's head
c) handed the starbuck's personel the key to the bathroom with a fresh cup
of coffee

or simply replied: "Oh, I'm sorry, did you want some?"

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