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Paula Bermingham <[log in to unmask]>
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Thu, 3 Jul 1997 20:10:47 -0700
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Geraldine Hraban wrote:
>
> ---------- Forwarded message ----------
> Subject: So true (fwd)
>
> 0There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one
> to marry. So he decides to give each one $5000 and see how each of them
> spends it.
>
> The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets
> new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the
> man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you
> so much."
>
> The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a
> television, and a stereo and gives them to the man. She says, "I bought
> these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much."
>
> The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles
> her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She
> says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love
> you so much."
>
> The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money,
> and decided to marry the one with the biggest breasts.

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