Sent to Acme's customer feed-back:
     Since babies who are fed bottle-fed are more likely to develop ear
infections, respiratory infections, influenza, meningitis, diarrhea and
diabetes, may I assume that the use of the baby bottle in your pharmacy ad is
a cleverly disguised marketing ploy designed to promote a feeding practice
which will necessitate the purchase of large quantities of
pharmaceuticals---preferably at Acme pharmacies?  It sure doesn't symbolize
"health" to me!

     Just don't let my English teacher husband take a look at that monster
run-on sentence!
-Debi Ferrarello