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It's in the meeting ideas section (Leader access only) of the LLLI 
site.  I've copied the text for you.  It's actually been used in my 
local LLL group and it was really fun. 


        "The First Twelve Days of Breastfeeding"

/(sung to the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas")/

On her first day postpartum, a new mom said to me,

"I can't get my baby latched on."

2nd day: "Nursing never ends." (repeat the 1st day)

3rd day: "My nipples hurt." (2nd, etc.)

4th day: "I'm so engorged." (3rd, etc.)

5th day: "I need sleep!" (4th, etc.)

6th day: "Both my breasts are leaking." (5th, etc.)

7th day: "Baby won't stop crying." (6th, etc.)

8th day: "This place is a disaster." (7th, etc.)

9th day: "There's no food left to eat." (8th, etc.)

10th day: "I'm stuck here in the house." (9th, etc.)

11th day: "I feel so sad and weepy." (10th, etc.)

12th day: "Sex is nonexistent." (11th, etc.)

Hope this was the one you were looking for.

Margo

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