The more I think about the "No food in the Pool" rule, the more it makes me
want to have another baby just to go nurse in their pool!

Next time that stupid line is used, a proper reply might be to deny that the
baby is feeding.  Simply explain that, "The baby is receiving the
antibacterial medication to protect him for the germs in YOUR pool!
Furthermore this method of protection is recommended by the baby's
pediatrician.  After all, You wouldn't want the pool owners to hold you
responsible for exposing a baby to a health threatening condition and then
deny the same baby medication, would you?"

Linda Pohl, feeling grumpy in Phoenix where it is beginning to feel like
summer too soon