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Slippery Nipple....only two per customer ;o) Lorri Centineo

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From:   Barbara Latterner [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent:   Thursday, July 06, 2000 3:06 PM
Subject:        Bit 'o Humor

Dear All,

I've been meaning to write this for a few days now...I was in a restaurant
the other day, perusing the "exotic" drink menu while eating dinner, when I
noted the title of one drink containing 3 different liquers.  It was called
the "Slippery Nipple" and I laughed out loud.  When my husband asked me what
I was thinking, I told him I had to think of a punch line for this, it was
just too god to pass up.

So, I guess the person who invented the "Slippery Nipple" drink must've had
a
bad breastfeeding experience-maybe he was tongue tied!

Barbara Latterner (not known for comedy writing-willing to try, anyway!)

Additionally-re Breastfeeding in unusual places, I'll add one of my
funniest--how about breastfeeding a toddler in the middle of the mall in the
middle of a video security display and looking up and realizing my nursling
and I were being taped!  I always wondered who might have viewed that tape!

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