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"Phyllis Adamson, IBCLC" <[log in to unmask]>
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Wed, 19 May 2004 09:21:24 -0700
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Actually, the air comes from eating beans or broccoli. Gas is made in the gut, passes into the blood stream, enters the breasts and...  PPFFFFFFFTTTT!!!!...out the nipples.
That's why babies get gas, don'cha know?
Phyllis in Phx  ;-}

Sorry. Couldn't resist it.

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That doc must have studied in medical school with one of our docs who tells
moms to feed only 5 minutes on each side because after that there is only air
in the breasts.  He has been saying this for 20 years.  I once asked him what
percentage oxygen the air was, just in case I saw someone having a heart attack
and needed to resuscitate him, I could use my breasts for that!! Or if I got
a flat tire, or had to blow up balloons.  He did not get it.  I think it is
time to prepare him some articles to read. He may have learned to read by now.

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Dear Friends:
    ROTFLOL!!!  Now there are all sorts of silly images in my head after
reading about blowing up balloons or re-inflating tires.
    Thanks, Esther!
    warmly,
Nikki Lee RN, MS, Mother of 2, IBCLC, CCE, CIMI
Maternal-Child Adjunct Faculty Union Institute and University
Film Reviews Editor, Journal of Human Lactation
Support the WHO Code and the Mother-Friendly Childbirth Initiative

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