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JOKE:

 A short history of medicine:

 I have a earache . . .

 2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.
 1000 A.D. - That root is heathen.  Here, say this prayer.
 1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition.  Here, drink this potion.
 1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil.  Here, swallow this pill.
 1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective.  Here, take this antibiotic.
 2000 A.D. - That antibiotic is artificial.  Here, eat this root.





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