The devil was interviewed on late night tv by Dave L. Dave says "Mr Devil,
are there any accomplishments that you are particularly proud o that you
would like to share with the audience?

Devil says "Well, there is nuclear weaponry, and then there was
Watergate...and of course there is the Titanic...but I guess I would have to
say that the one thing I am very  proud of is one of my inventions.

Call waiting.

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Lame joke. Any LC who has call waiting knows what a bane this can be.
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