Warning: Better not read this is you have a full bladder.

A woman and a baby came into the doctor's office. She was told to go into
a room and wait for the doctor.

After arriving there, the doctor examined the baby and asked the woman,
"Is he breastfed or on the bottle?" "Breastfed," she replied.

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did. He
pressed, kneaded and pinched both breasts for a while in a detailed
examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, "No wonder this
baby is hungry. You don't have any milk."

"Naturally," she said, "I'm his Grandma. But I'm glad I came."

TIC.

Jean
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K.Jean Cotterman RNC, IBCLC
Dayton, Ohio USA

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