Thought all would get a kick out of this:
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Subject: What religion is YOUR bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's
and shyly wa! lked up
to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like
to buy a bra for my wife.
What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one
type?
Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a
sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.
Actually, even with all of this variety, there are
really only four types of bras to choose from.
Relieved, the man asked about the types! . The sales
lady replied:
There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the
Presbyterian, and the Baptist types.
Which one would you prefer?
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the
differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite
simple...
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and
upright,
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hil! ls.
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G,
and H are the letters
! used to define bra cup sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out
what the letters stood
for? It is about time you became informed!
(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !
Send this to all that will appreciate it!
They forgot the German bra.
Holtzemfromfloppen!
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