This is probably not terribly appropriate, but I have to share.  I made
a follow up phone call today for the hospital LC's.  When I asked the
patient how often the baby was nursing, she replied, "real often", when
I asked how long he nursed while at the breast, she said "for a while"
and when I asked if her milk had come in, she said, "no, it's still
cholesterol".

Go figure.

Royce