Has everyone heard the funny story of the woman who boarded an airplane
carrying her electric breast pump? The female flight attendent asked her what
it was, and when the woman replied that it was a n electric breast pump, the
attendent said " What a great idea! Does it work?" The full cupped mother
said " Yes,  it works great." So the attendent replied "How much bigger do
your breasts get after you pump them up? Do you think I could use it to pump
up my breasts, too?"

Debbie Rabin, OTR, CLC
Los Angeles, CA