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I kinda went the same way.  :-)

"What all those Pretty Young Things on the 'net don't seem to understand 
is that women are pretty diseased creatures.  They do that bleeding 
thing once a month, and all that hysterical jazz about you not putting 
the toilet seat back down.  Honestly, you just can't reason with them 
when their womb is all travelling round their body like.  Would you like 
to drink milk that's been near a womb?"

When it was pointed out that cow's have wombs, Dr Testy Rone of ManHood 
Health, retorted "That's just like a woman - not understanding the 
deeper issues.  Of course cow's have wombs, but they are scientific 
cows, and their milk is processed scientifically.  It's all perfect and 
sterile and not involved in sex games with human males.  Well, not 
usually anyhows.  But the point is we at ManHood Health, sanctify cow's 
milk as safe and free from bugs and dog hairs, and deadly sex diseases 
that eat your brain and get your insurance refused.  You can't say that 
about women's milk, can you?"

http://one-of-those-women.blogspot.com/2010/11/manhood-health-warns-of-contamination.html

Morgan



On 25/11/2010 23:18, Jessica Claire wrote:
> Couldn't resist:
>
> "Health Canada advises Canadians to be aware of the potential health risks
> associated with consuming infant formula obtained at local retail outlets or
> directly from health care providers.
>
> Obtaining infant formula from local retail outlets or directly from the
> hospital or a health care provider raises health concerns because, in most
> cases, medical and safety information about the cows and processing facility
> is not known. The Canadian Paediatric Society does not endorse the
> consumption of processed bovine milk products."
>
> I could go on, but it's Thanksgiving here in the States!
> Jessica Claire
> LLLL Los Angeles
>
> On Thu, Nov 25, 2010 at 1:48 PM, Jodine Chase<[log in to unmask]>wrote:
>
>> http://www.hc-sc.gc.ca/ahc-asc/media/advisories-avis/_2010/2010_202-eng.php
>>
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