Tongue in Cheek :-)  One of the cutest things I got at VELB....from the Ausrian Anti-C/sec gals.  They also had a recipe for Kaiserscharm (pancakey sort of thing, with plum sauce) which they served as a fundraiser.  It was YUM.

Recipe for a Caesarean section
2-3 easy cutting surgeons
1 expecting woman
1 unbaked (half mature) baby
1/2 midwife
4 ampuls of narcotic substance
1 sharp knife
50 cm of material for sewing up
5 green surgery cloths
Disinfectant

Mix all ingredients with some pressure until the dough is mellow, then make an accurate, not too short, cut across it.  Take the inlying baby quickly out when necessary with spatula and forceps and carry it away immediately.  Finally, close up the mother.  Ready.

20 min preparation.
10 min for cooking.

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