it is wonderful to receive popular acclaim. so here is part three, despite my
old monitor having refused to cooperate for two days.

HOW TO RECOGNIZE LACTNUTS IN BOCA

11. Only true insiders will be aware of black market exchange of stolen pumps
and non-milk bank breastmilk.

12. Pre-pubertal scientific geniuses will present studies about breastmilk and
be awarded the "golden palate" trophy.

13. In the off hours, lactnuts will be playing football on the beach,with
Coach smith. Team colors? Blue for boys and pink for girls, of course.

14. Lactnuts will forgo beach party to hear impromptu talk by Dr. Dettwyler
entitled, "the implications of the false social construct of breasts as sexual
objects."

15. Helen Woodman will be selling chocolate bars to pay for her return fare
home from the conference.

16. Sue Ann Kendall will be broadcasting Lactnuts on the Beach live on her
ILCA Boca Raton website. Lactnuts will never make it to sessions because of
clowning for the camera.

17. Lactnuts not at Boca Raton will vote to unsubscribe all those who were
taunting them from florida.

18. dr. edlavitch will change pedschat to beachchat and will ask beachcombers
to chat live about surf conditions.

19. after discovering the absence of dr. jack, lactnuts will petition the US
state department to extradite him to the conference.

20. dr. gartner will be arrested for attempting to steal breastfeeding art
from the palm beach art museum.

  that's all folks! for now, at least. those with their own witticism should
not be shy.

carol b.