The last two paragraphs of this joke website about the TV your fetus can
watch before it is born are just priceless:

>Further, Wasserbaum said, test fetuses with access to a Utertron 9000 were
born more docile and cooperative, and less emotionally needy, than those who
came to term without one.  "My first three children always wanted to be
held," Wilkes-Barre, PA, mother Meredith Schraeger said. "Little Jared,
though, just watches his Utertron all day and night. Even now, two months
out of the womb, he can't seem to bear to part with it. It's almost as if
the TV has imprinted itself on his brain as his sole source of mental and
emotional nourishment, and he's incapable of any sustained human contact.
And I don't have to tell you the kind of hassles that saves a busy parent
like me."


BWAHAHAHAHA!!!  Maybe they could get Gary Ezzo to endorse it!

Kathy Dettwyler