This from KGA:

Today, a woman had an accident which included falling on a stage in
anticipation of making a presentation.  After silencing the rest of the
room which went into shock at the inadvertent accident, the individual in
question continued with the presentation. This experience demonstrated how
to deflate pompous, overblown, "full of it" speakers! Sometime later, her
knee swelled considerably and she chose not to climb up or down stairs any
longer---after concluding that nothing was broken with the exception of her
id.

Several of the following individuals insisted that she use cabbage on her
knee to assist in bringing down the swelling.  We the undersigned attest to
the incredible healing powers of Bilo* cabbage, having observed that her
knee has substantially reduced in size. Too bad her ego did not similarly
deflate. Cole slaw might work, but we haven't tried it yet, having no s
hredder.

*obtained after much difficulty from a grocery store extremely crowded with
Friday evening shoppers---even in the express lane.

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PS We recommend to all that a conference "must" to bring in anticipation of
future errors of judgment while walking is at least one large head of cool
cabbage (purchased from Bilo, if at all possible).ß



Kathleen B. Bruce, BSN, IBCLC co-owner Lactnet,Corgi-L,TLC, Indep. Consultant
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