Today from *cyber cheese*

  A woman was walking down the street with her blouse open and her right
breast hanging out. A cop was approaching from about a block away, thinking
to himself, "Boy, my eyes must be going. It looks like that woman is hanging
out of her blouse." But, as he got closer, it became apparent that  she really
was hanging out.

 When the officer got face to face with the woman, he said, "Miss, are you
aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"

"Why, officer?" the woman asked.

 "Well," said the officer, "Your right breast is hanging out of your blouse."

  The woman quickly looked down and exclaimed, "Oh my goodness! I left the
baby on the bus!"