Feeling jocular today :-) Sincerely, Pat in SNJ
Joke 1: why did Mary and Joseph have baby Jesus in a stable?  Answer after
joke 2


 Joke 2
One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house.
His three children were outside, still in their pajamas, laying in the mud
with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.  The
door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house.

Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been
knocked over,  and the throw rug was wadded against one  wall.  In the
front room the TV  was  loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family
room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.  In the kitchen,
dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, dog food
was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small
pile of sand was spread by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of
clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she may be ill, or that
something serious had happened. He found her lounging in the bedroom, still
curled in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him,
smiled, and asked how his day went.  He looked at her bewildered and asked,
"What happened here today?" She again smiled and answered, "You know every
day when you come home from work and ask me what in the world I did today?"
 "Yes" was his incredulous reply. She answered, "Well, today I didn't do
it."





Joke 1: They had the wrong kind of HMO :-)

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