Dear all:

My dear husband came up with the not for profit donation depots for the pet nurse business 
development plan.  Its ready made and found in most communities - the ASPCA (for those who are 
not in the US that is the American Society for Prevention of Cruelty for Animals).  I'm sure we could 
actually dispense with any informed consent at all since these pets are abandoned and have no 
owners.  No one would object to our breeding program and genetic engineering except maybe 
PETA.    If we treated the pets well, PETA might not even object. 

Since so many abandoned pets are available, this might put pressure on the wetnurses to lower 
their fees.  All in all making more human milk readily available for those who can't or won't nurse.

We could even sell the pets to the hospitals for that pesky 2nd night syndrome or develop special 
pets that release quickly and easily to tired premies.  All genetically engineered with the right 
components for the premie.  We could develop the 28 week pet nurse, the 30 week pet nurse, etc.  
These premie pet nurses  could be specially designed so that they would fit in a crib, were easily 
trained to defecate once a day when held over a toilet and germ free.  

:) :) :) :)

Susan Burger

So, don't you think I need Jennifer Tow to work on my caffeine addiction?  Its getting out of 
control.  Even after I ate a big bowl of steel cut oatmeal this morning.

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