My daughter, Lia, has two Hooded Rats--Ming and Allister.  She is also on an
Email list for rat owners (support and information).  This post came in and
she said, "Hey, this sounds like some things you've shared about Lactnet."

I think you will find some humorous similarities.


Q:  How many internet mail list subscribers does it take
     to change a light bulb?

A:  1,331:

    1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail
          list that the light bulb has been changed
    14 to share similar experiences of changing light
          bulbs and how the light bulb could have been
          changed differently.
    7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
    27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about
          changing light bulbs.
    53 to flame the spell checkers
    156 to write to the list administrator complaining about
          the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness
          to this mail list.
    41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.
    109 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and
          to please take this email exchange to alt.lite.bulb
    203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar,
          alt.spelling and alt.punctuation about changing
          light bulbs be stopped.
    111 to defend the posting to this list saying that we
          all use light bulbs and therefore the posts
          **are** relevant to this mail list.
    306 to debate which method of changing light
          bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs,
          what brand of light bulbs work best for this
          technique, and what brands are faulty.
    27 to post URLs where one can see examples of
          different light bulbs
    14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and
          to post corrected URLs.
    3 to post about links they found from the URLs that
          are relevant to this list which makes light bulbs
          relevant to this list.
    33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote
          them including all headers and footers, and then
          add "Me Too."
    12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing
          because they cannot handle the light bulb
          controversy.
     19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."
     4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.
     1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup.
    47 to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion
          was meant for, leave it here.
    143 votes for alt.lite.bulb.

Patricia Gima, IBCLC
Milwaukee, where, after this week, I need any chuckle I can get!
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