This is from another reader, and I promise never to post anything else like
this ever again. All complaints go to Rob Cordes, please.

; )

SEMINARS FOR MALES (prepared and presented by females)

     1. Combatting Stupidity
     2. You, Too, Can Do Housework
     3. PMS: Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
     4. How to Fill an Ice Tray
     5. We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas: Give us Money
     6. Understanding the Female Response to Your Coming in Drunk at
        4:00am
     7. Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly titled "Don't Wash my
        Silks")
     8. Parenting: No, It Doesn't End With Conception
     9. Get a Life: Learn to Cook
     10. How Not to Act Like an Asshole When You're Obviously Wrong
     11. Spelling: Even You Can Get it Right
     12. Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
     13. You: The Weaker Sex
     14. Reasons to Give Flowers
     15. How to Stay Awake After Sex
     16. Why it is Unacceptable to Relieve Yourself Anywhere but the
         Bathroom
     17. Garbage: Getting it to the Curb
     18. You Can Fall Asleep Without IT if You Really Try
     19. The Morning Dilemma: if IT's awake, Take a Shower
     20. I'll Wear it if I Damn Well Please
     21. How to Put the Toilet Lid Down (formerly titled "No, It's Not
         a Bidet")
     22. "The Weekend" and "Sports" are Not Synonyms
     23. Give Me a Break: Why We Know Your Excuses are Bullshit
     24. How to Go Shopping with Your Mate and Not Get Lost
     25. The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
     26. Romanticism: Ideas Other Than Sex
     27. Helpful Postural Hints for Couch Potatoes
     28. Mothers-in-Law: They are People Too
     29. Male Bonding: Leaving Your Friends at Home
     30. You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
     31. Seeing the True You (formerly titled "No, You Don't Look Like
         Brad Pitt When Naked")
     32. Changing Your Underwear: It Really Works
     33. The Attainable Goal: Omitting "TITS" From Your Vocabulary
     34. Fluffing the Blankets After Flatulating is Not Necessary
     35. Techniques of Calling Home
     36. Introductory Foreplay: The Drive Home Does Not Count.



Kathleen B. Bruce, BSN, IBCLC co-owner Lactnet,TLC, Indep. Consultant
Williston, Vermont
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