The following website has some ver funny and true to life definitions of breastfeeding terminiology.

http://www.seldomfar.com/nurturing/humor_breastfeeding.htm

Here are a couple of examples:
Boob-Lift - The unconscious lifting of ones breasts to check which is fuller.  May be done at any time regardless of where you are or whom you're talking to, grocery sackers and priests not withstanding. 

Nursing Flip - The action of adjusting you and your baby to make ready for nursing.  This means moving your tee-shirt off you butt, doing the "boob-lift", putting the baby in the crook of your arm and unlatching your bra, all in about 15 seconds with no attention taken away from your previous task. 



Karleen Gribble

Australia

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