This has nothing to do with breastfeeding. Though we could all use a little
humor.   If you live with a canine companion (or 6 in our case), you will
love this one.  Dr Dolittle (aka my DH) sent this to me.

Happy Spring (back to gardening now)-enjoy!

Maurenne
Canine and Bovine Midwife


Dog Haiku
>
>  I love my master;
>  Thus I perfume myself with
>  This long-rotten squirrel.
>
>  I lie belly-up
>  In the sunshine, happier than
>  You ever will be
>
>  Today I sniffed
>  Many dog butts-I celebrate
>  By kissing your face.
>
>  I sound the alarm!
>  Paperboy-come to kill us all-
>  Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
>
>  I sound the alarm!
>  Mailman Fiend-come to kill us all-
>  Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
>
>  I sound the alarm!
>  Meter reader-come to kill us all-
>  Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
>
>  I sound the alarm!
>  Garbage man-come to kill us all-
>  Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
>
>  I sound the alarm!
>  Neighbor's cat-come to kill us all!
>  Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
>
>  I lift my leg and
>  Whiz on each bush. Hello, Spot -
>  Sniff this and weep
>
>  How do I love thee?
>  The ways are numberless as
>  My hairs on the rug.
>
>  My human is home!
>  I am so ecstatic I have
>  Made a puddle
>
>  I hate my choke chain -
>  Look, world, they strangle me! Ack
>  Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack!
>
>  Sleeping here, my chin
>  On your foot - no greater bliss - well,
>  Maybe catching cats
>
>  Look in my eyes and
>  Deny it. No human could
>  Love you as much I do
>
>  Dig under fence-why?
>  Because it's there. Because it's
>  There. Because it's there.
>
>  I am your best friend,
>  Now, always, and especially
>  When you are eating.
>
>  You may call them fleas,
>  But they are far more -I call
>  Them a vocation

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