THE BABY

The young lady entered the
doctor's office carrying an infant.
"Doctor," she explained,
"the baby seems to be ailing.
Instead of gaining weight,
he lost three ounces this week."

The medic examined the child and then
started to squeeze the lady's breasts.
He then unbuttoned her blouse,
removed the bra and began
powerfully sucking on one nipple.

"Young lady," he finally announced,
"no wonder the baby is losing
weight, you haven't any milk!"

"Of course not!" she shrieked.
"It's not my child, it's my sister's!

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