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"Stearns, Crystal" <[log in to unmask]>
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Thu, 15 Mar 2001 08:49:20 -0600
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a good laugh

Crystal Stearns RNC, MS, IBCLC
Mercy Memorial Health Center
Ardmore, OK  73401

> -----Original Message-----
> From: Kermaline J. Cotterman [SMTP:[log in to unmask]]
> Sent: Wednesday, March 14, 2001 7:11 PM
> Subject:      Naturally
>
> Warning: Better not read this is you have a full bladder.
>
> A woman and a baby came into the doctor's office. She was told to go into
> a room and wait for the doctor.
>
> After arriving there, the doctor examined the baby and asked the woman,
> "Is he breastfed or on the bottle?" "Breastfed," she replied.
>
> "Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did. He
> pressed, kneaded and pinched both breasts for a while in a detailed
> examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, "No wonder this
> baby is hungry. You don't have any milk."
>
> "Naturally," she said, "I'm his Grandma. But I'm glad I came."
>
> TIC.
>
> Jean
> ************
> K.Jean Cotterman RNC, IBCLC
> Dayton, Ohio USA

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