Awright, I couldn't resist.  Brace yourself.....

"Support your local Orthodontist - Bottlefeed."

"Support your local Pediatrician and keep him employed - bottlefeed."

"You don't have to breastfeed all your kids. Just the ones that you want to
be honor students."

Picture of the lonely opthamologist with pockets turned inside out (a la
Maytag repairman) - caption: "I can SEE why breastfeeding makes such a
difference."

(I'm not against doctors!  I'm against unnecessary illness. Big difference.)

"If you're against child abuse, don't bottlefeed your baby."

Linda Smith, a little punchy in Dayton OH. Imagine what clever remarks we
bottlefed kids could come up with if we had all our brain cells.